Crucify the Fool

 

Today's date is 03.05.2003.

IM me. I will answer.

Email me. I might answer.

 

 

I am. My name is John, and I consider myself a liberal atheist bent on world domination. Or destruction. It really depends on which requires more effort.

However you got here is unimportant. Oh, was it the internet again? Clever of you. No matter- you'll be crucified. You've simply reached my depository for my webhosted photos and things like that- the 50 megabytes of data I claim as mine on this big internet.

And now, the first edition of BOB the MAGIC DUCK: a super-waterfowl with the power of El Diablo.